The latest report from the U.S. Government Accountability Office lands with a familiar thud but a sharper edge than before: the United States Postal Service is still running an unsustainable business model, and time is no longer a vague concept stretched over decades but a very real countdown measured in just a few fiscal years. Despite a sweeping ten-year strategy launched in 2021 and substantial congressional relief delivered through the Postal Service Reform Act of 2022, the GAO concludes that the fundamentals remain stubbornly misaligned.